Well I thought that next 8 ball would either kill us or turn us into Gods
we are out of drugs. and patience. please bring former.
We were dancing and she was clawing my stomach like a fat kid getting to a half broken pinata.
If a baby can come out of it, so can four raquetballs.
And to add, there was a fat guy right next to me who, when the girls would shake their butts, he would let out a shrill xena warrior princess cheer
I hope to God it's not the new neighbors having sex, because what I'm hearing sounds like a mildly defective vuvuzela or a cow giving birth.
I am a figure skater. You should know better than to let me get drunk near any patches of ice during Olympics season.
Yeah you were fine except for when you peed under the bar
every day is bullshit and fuck everyone. That's my motto for the week
All I wanted was a couple of orgasms before work, is that too much to ask?!
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
Update: tequila girl had her hand down groomsmen pants
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
I come home to my brother mixing skittles and vodka. We're all proud of him.
I was pretty pissed in the morning when I realized he had fucked the fake tattoo right off my chest.
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