I think I speak chipmunk. Odd.
Are you high?
No. That's why it's odd
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
told my boyfriend i was a virgin so he wouldnt feel bad since he is. now hes asking why his dick is so itchy. should i tell him why?
i don't see why you should, it's not like you told the other guys with the itchy dicks.
i am positive it's ok to drink. it's just pieces of the plastic knife i forgot was in the blender.
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
Hold my feet while i lean out of the window of the truck.
I guess it was to be expected that I was put on somebody's list called penis socket.
Just traded the drive-through guy at BK a Dos Equis for a Hershey pie before noon... win?
I was just informed that I have the perfect belly button for body shots... Best compliment ever.
Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
Running late for a date because I couldn't get my clothes out from under the dude I spent the night with in time to leave when I planned. This is my life.
I don't know what's worse. The fact that my biological mother is an unwitting bigamist, or the fact that my half sister is trying to seduce my girlfriend.
You know I was thinking and I've never seen a penis in a whirlpool before
If this adventure is going to get us arrested it'll have to wait until Wednesday so that I can bail myself out.
All I know is I woke up in the back seat of my car, with the engine on, and my gps navigated to florida.
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