Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
i wish i could just chop off my fat with a knife..i would rather endure that than work out
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
So she comes up to me at the end of the night and asks me if I going to take her home and fuck her. I pretty much had to right?
you had an obligation.
i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
He just sent me a winky face in the middle of setting up a drug deal. You don't do that.
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
I was making out with him, and then his friend randomly took off my pants and started going down on me. My first semi-threesome was a success.
Wow. I feel like a bad friend. My fuckbuddy wished you a happy birthday before I did. The reality of that just hit me.
I have to answer enough questions about you, I don't need your uterus tossed in the conversation.
Yes. We drank 3/4 of a handle of vodka, fried and ate a 3lb package of bacon, I tackled the neighbors snowman, made snow angels in our underwear, and then fucked all night. Christmas success.
At this point, if I'm not getting fucked by a man in ONLY cowboy boots, it's not worth it.
Regret, thy taste is box wine.
I threw up vodka and borscht. I'm done with life...I threw this up in a McDonald's bathroom btw.
Three cans of beer can fit in the shower catty... multi tasking
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