i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
We argued about the championship during sex. Absolutely the manliest moment of my life.
yeah, it's no longer just 'day drinking' when it's 5pm and you're knocking over fruit displays at fresh market
Considering adding a large amount of vodka to my tomato cup-a-soup at work. Save me.
I would say I'm the man in the relationship but I'm cuddled on the couch eating cake mix and water.
I got kicked out of the hotel after wandering into the banquet kitchen at 2am trying to find the shrimp....so we're power napping in the car and then driving to madison.
Sometimes you just gotta fuck a has been local celebrity for your 15 minutes.
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
I offered him midol and told him "it always helps my period so maybe it'll help yours"
You owe me beer. On another note, I made out with the ups guy at work today ....
He's gonna be like you slept with too many of my friends and you're being voted off the island haha
I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
Explain to me again why I'm doing the walk of shame if we fucked at my house?
idk how many shots you took between 2:39 and 3:05, but your message went from "Please text me tomorrow." to "Why you sto textom?"
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