Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
I just saw him at the bookstore and all I could think about was him licking your ass
She asked me to facebook all the girls I'd hooked up with. She started crying when I started my search with A.
How are YOU going to look? Buying 40's on Christmas eve.
Im so tired of dysfunctional exs fucking up my relationships with future dysfunctional exs
I'm going to have to take an awkward trip to the front desk to ask them if they found a pair of turquoise shorts and an "I'm the Mom" sweatshirt.
I ordered a million chicken go wraps and they gave me five. Even when im drunk I can count to a million and know its not five. They fucked me.
Tim and I found you a 5ish and asked how you were doing with the breakup. All you said was "i can't words"
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
Let's make an agreement. No drugs until you finish all your homework. I'm hiding them as we speak.
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
I always can't wait to see you but when there's also an opportunity to get naked it elevates to an entirely different level
if you didn't cry because you couldn't find me and then pee your bed, your wingman status would totally be revoked for leaving me at that party.
I was high as fuck laying down in the back seat while she gave him head. Most awkward chill moment of my life.
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