Wow, being the totally hot and slutty looking 30 year old lady on the dance floor does NOT necessarily mean that she has skills in bed.
It's 10am. I'm hungover wearing a flyers jersey and a phillies hat and eating a cheesesteak. I'm not the only one. Best city ever.
Note to self: never do anything I don't want to explain to a paramedic
i should not be allowed to orgasm that much in one day.
I really don't think you should have 'baptized' your tattoo in vodka the same night you got it.
you think that next time i come over to do this you can pick up the condom wrappers you used on the other girls
You want a summary? Scottish women that start drinking at 7 am. Cherries soaked in moonshine. Japanese beer. Old men smoking stuff that I'm pretty sure is illegal here and in Japan. One is doing a karaoke striptease. There's your summary.
I don't hate him I just hate being present to see him consume 80 dollars worth of alcohol and then try to tip people with left over money on a Walmart gift card
Blah blah blah. Just come home and put a baby in me.
Last night he ate BBQ Pringles out of my boobs...I feel like it was moderately productive
I drank beer out of some sort of animal horn all night, then we fucked to a "viking metal" album. I feel like I should go pillage something to complete the Norse trifecta.
Never go with a hippy to a second location. I fucking hate Xanax.
Well he wouldn't kiss me so I made out with a German girl, took a shot with my boss, and I think I sprained my ankle. It was a quiet Sunday for me.
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
I figure I since I made out with him that I at least had to save his number in my phone.
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