In the car with my brother. His CD went from 2pac to Taylor Swift. I'm concerned. It wasn't a mistake, he knows all the words.
And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
I'm legit concerned I might pass out this weekend from having too much sex.
It's like even though I'm not in college anymore my body still knows it's September and is putting itself into competitive binge drinking mode.
And my cat won't make me food. She's a bitch
I was too sleepy and drunk to verbally annihilate anyone and ruin their reason for being. So i just opted to sleep with the fitted sheet on the floor
Im blowing my nose and the only thing coming out is beer
I gotta shower this stuff off me I'm starting to hear baby kittens in the toilet tank again..
By chance and just chance did you find a cock ring? By chance
So vagazzling was a success
Let's just say, I'm pretty sure you're banned from Skype.... like, forever.
He is completely naked, curled in a ball, and rocking back and forth in the shower humming lullabies to himself. This is your responsibility since I'm going to be fucking someone in 5.7 seconds.
Bro i just made a pipe out of a mechanical pencil and the top to an eye drop bottle. Does that make me some kind of pot god?
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