she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
There are only two things that should be in vaginas... penises and vegetables
I just found your credit card inside the bag of chips
I decided to have standards now that i've graduated. No guys without a bed frame.
I say we get drunk before the exam tomorrow. At least then we have a valid excuse for failing.
Were taking his cast off tonite. Need a saw and a gameplan. Meet us at rosies in 30.
He wants to know how I lost my bra in his pants....id like to know too
i shit in a pringles can and hid it somewhere in your house....happy hunting
Half of my brain feels like I donated it to science and they basically just poured jack Daniels on it and put out cigarettes into it before returning it to my skull
Then, she put flavored warming oil on my dick and was amazed when something she bought FROM SPENCER'S almost burned my dick off.
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
no we have a special triathlon I'm entering us in. drinking, fucking, and sleeping. I think we have a good shot.
And thanks for putting me in that safety position on the bathroom floor while I was spooning the toilet
New rule. If he's too busy to put the "H" in "what" then I'm too busy to put his D in me.
I’ve developed a strange interest in ear wax removal vids on YouTube. Dear god, I need to get a job
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