Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
i went to a real vip club. the bathroom attendant was wiping down counters after girls wearing gucci did lines of coke on them. where did MY life go wrong
It's like you are the superhero of getting jizzed on
please don't fuck her on my bed i'm too poor for laundry quarters
I just woke up eating some beef jerky with my cat. I think she opened the bag for us.
I walked in on him successfully eating chips and masturbating at the same time. I don't know whether I should be ashamed or proud.
I wish I was a power ranger. Also the universe is immense. Like it never ends. Never.
My car smells like beer, you're here in spirit
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
Well. I guess talking about me stealing your wife may not be in the list of legit conversations
Downloaded the Pocket Penguin app. There are now penguins living in my phone. Technology is wonderful.
She only fucks to metal. I don't know whether to marry her or run for the hills.
He reached a whole new level of creepy. We were getting a coffee and he noticed the girl at Starbucks name tag looked her up on fb and friend requested her right there without ever introducing himself
Our Uber driver pulled over to show us Tinder some dick pics. Top that.
The girl at the liquor store remembered me as "the girl who pays in hundreds" so she didn't ID me
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