There is a man walking 2 goats through the city.
Bonus: only one of them was on a leash.
She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
You said you wanted to go to louisiana and get arrested by Steven segal
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
found scuba porn. totally not sexy. life continues to disappoint.
Thanks for having 911 ready when I jumped off the balcony
So as I left the Australian's hotel room, I said "Welcome to America. You're going to do just fine here."
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
okay i am so sorry that i pulled a knife on you last night but seriously that woman knows how to throw a party.
Do you think accidently including this month's Credit Card statement in my application will keep me from getting into grad school?
Depends ... when did you purchase your vibrator?
I am the fucking FIFTH wheel. How do you think it's going?
I had to reschedule my trainer meeting so now I'm just here eating hot pockets
Hahahahahha. You saved a homeless man. You're actually the mother Teresa of skanks.
i got a dick pic last night and the mother fucker had a Jesus picture in the background.
You kept crying and I couldnt help but laugh at you, I was really high though.
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