Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
i'm gonna be such a cougar when i'm older...i just facebook stalked my little sister's 13 yr old boyfriend while drinking a bottle of wine....
Come put a leash on your gf. She just challenged 8 cops to a wrestling match for 'tag team champion of the world'
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
My brother just put in eyedrops to talk to my mom on the phone
I think we need to find a happy medium between fried food and dicks. This could end badly.
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
she got the salsa and pickles out of the fridge looked at me and said what can i make with this
We found her naked passed out on the bathroom floor. She didn't even make it to the shower. She was clutching the bathroom rug.
My mom would probably be ok with my lifestyle as long as she doesn't see that photo of me doing bong rips in a Jesus costume.
Did you leave your blow razor here? I need it for crafts.
I found a door knob in my purse this morning, I hope whoever it belonged to doesn't need it today.
hahahah
Wow. Last night.
I knew you were shit blasted when you called me your "sunflower queen"
You chose shitty college football over this pussy and my cute little mouth. That's your fault.
I am real keen for none of this to be taken out of context so let’s just shut it down right now
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