school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
oh hey summer self, welcome to endless thirsty thursdays and walks of shame.
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
No matter what you may say to me. You will still be the guy that managed to get his own cum in his hair.
just got hammed at grandma and grampas 30th aniversary bash .. from the looks i was getting im guessing i wont be seeing an inheritance ...
Dude this breakup has officially hit rock bottom. sitting around watching women's NCAA basketball instead of going out
This is your liver's 7:15 wake up call. Mandatory margarita popsicles after work today. Rule #71: no excuses, play like a champ!
I think i can hear god laughing at me and yelling "thou shall pay for thy habits of underage drinking" through a megaphone directly at my eardrums
I fcuked ip.
Is this your way of telling me that you got drunk in your office before meeting with your dissertation advisor again? Or that you finally banged that freshman fraternity pledge?
Currently playing beer pong versus the girl i lost my virginity to.....and her mom
If you've never yelled, "fuck you ray Lewis" in front of your 87 year old grandfather you haven't lived
this could be the second dad I've smoked weed with
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
What's the tour de bar? Is that a thing, or is it just what you call Saturdays?
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