Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
If you fuck her, Im going to call you and I want you to cough 2 times.
Oh. And what's the twitter protocol for following the guy you blew behind a shed?
Last night was the first night with all of the roommates, and what started as a calm night of light drinking got out of hand. There's a girl on my couch wearing only a fanny pack.
No one suspects that a sweet girl who is excited about her anniversary with her bf just blew her partner at work in a communal area a few hours ago, so its cool.
You don't realize it's a small world until your ex girlfriend's dad unintentionally messages you on grindr..what.the.fuck.
I don't know man, I have to ask my girlfriend if I can borrow my balls from her purse.
It was a fight. Me vs nature and drunkenness. And nature won. Big time.
I told you, I'm taking a sledgehammer to your walls. Fuck your walls.
I'm Batman.
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
You were taking in your sleep. You were like Jess that's that animal we were talking about and you Hugged her feet
Soooo you know how I said I was trying to be a rational adult? Well that led to me fucking a rational adult today.
I'm pretty sure the guy on the dance floor with crutches just smacked me in the butt with one. Do you think he's flirting?
You're wearing pigtails and giving away our kitchen appliances. Clearly, you're drunk.
yeah, last night we handcuffed you and you started crying saying that you weren't a bad person
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