I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
The brown eye won't let me do that either.
Just saw an old man buy two cases of keystone light, a case of milwaukee's best and a case of icehouse. Degenerate alcoholic of senior citizen of the year?
I'm so glad i pay social security
I lost my phone so I put sticky notes all over my roommates body asking her to wake me up at 7:00 AM.
well at least you didnt have sex with him. i feel like a proud mother. you always have sex with them.
Truth be told I was googling "why is my left calf bigger than my right calf", porn would've been a better excuse for a virus.
Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned
And I would just like to take the time to say my boobs look great today.
He came over to use the microwave, said he needed to heat up some urine.
I don't care that you had sex on my bed. I care that you used my lollipop condom. I was saving that for a special occasion
It was a special occasion. Your best friend had crazy awesome sex on your bed. Thank you
It's probably not healthy how legit bummed I am that my bottled of wine is gone.
I had to write an apology letter to my roomate for hotboxing in our bathroom. What a bitch.
he came to me for relationship advice and we ended up fucking in my backseat
So the door man at the local dispensary started giving me motivational talks about my beard...
So, I need to know. Why did you spraypaint your underwear gold?
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