Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
Be careful down there, Shane may have pooped on the carpet.
Is it weird that I miss finding cum in my bed?
so hey instead of everyone buying me a birthday present can everyone just pitch in for my abortion?
Just so you know, the bottle of red gatorade is NOT GATORADE. It is definitely someone's puke. I hope nobody else makes the same mistake I did.
tonight i'm making a christmas tree shaped shot pyramid
Also I may have a condom stuck inside me, but I won`t know til I check the couch coushions.
I'm drinking and throwing an enormous tennis ball at children. I couldn't be happier.
It's also dangerous to ride a bike down the stairs after a few beers, but I've done it.
Just saw a hooker eating a pastrami sandwich walking down beach blvd blowing kisses to traffic. My day = made
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
My roommate just threatened to kill me with my own pan. Can I ever get away from the crazies?!
The bartender remember my drink from last sat. I think we just became drocals...drunk. locals.
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