If she didn't want me to pass out in her bathroom, then she shouldn't have such a furry rug in there
took 5 apple pie shots. caution: flames. not digestable.
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
just saw a couple drunkenly stumble over to the family planning aisle of Walgreens. inspiring.
we found you in the closet, clutching coats that werent yours for stability
There's banana everywhere and your hamster may or may not have stayed the night in the microwave...
You're a college freshman. Its your job to be pathetic. And drunk. But mostly pathetic
Please. Last time I saw him I awkwardly pulled his rat tail until it got too weird
Well I almost walked away with an Irish guy's boarding pass and some south guy's dignity
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
You wanna get laid? Be a female for once and stop bending nails to impress guys.
...blackout vacation is awesome. Where did you end up? I think i'm in Miami.
Hospital.
besides the unzipped fly, the black eye and the toilet paper on your shoe you looked really sexy today baby!
I smell of tequila and Im going to a funeral. This is my life.
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