Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
I cant wait for the day that I tell my daughter I named her after my favorite porn star.
i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
I was high enough to think chocolate sauce on bagel bites was a good idea
for me the strap perfect is like a chastity belt
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
I feel like after that many guys, all of the water in your body is just replaced with pure jizz, honestly.
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
You me handle of captain and a sorostitute study sesh, if we don't get laid mancards must be relinquished
He's short and fat and honestly I think he's what my self esteem was made for
I may or may not of seen my high school physics teacher making out with my old high school boyfriend at the bar last night
Then, he ate me out while I watched Bo Burnham. Best. Night. Ever.
I just want you to know you're the worst sister ever.
If this is about me and your ex, it's not my fault she doesn't like men.
You sat outside petting a picture of your cat for hours... not even the real thing... just a picture.
isnt it crazy how for years we were living our owns lives, and now only a wall seperates us?
stop. eating. my. shrooms.
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