Solid performance last night. Wanna be fuck buddies?
Now that I'm 21, I feel like I'm letting North Dakota down by not being drunk everyday
there are certain things about getting into a cab to go home at 630 am that make me feel like a prostitute.
i mean, we fucked on the futon in the garage where his band practices. pretty sure im now obligated to like his band on facebook.
Wait time out. Did I start last night with pants?
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
The jerky fairy visited my fridge. It's glorious.
Yeah. He can't come because his mom found the pizza box under his bed with my underwear in it. He acted confused, guess because i forgot to tell him..
I was about to attempt a citizen's arrest on my RA
of all the things that should kill me, scurvy wont be one of them
I want to die, ON THAT, with that INSIDE ME. ironically, I sense that would be the only time I'd feel alive.
Which one of you fucks put a bounty out on my brother's virginity?
Then his buddy called and said "my car broke down, I need a ride. If I'm not home by midnight they'll extend my house arrest." And I knew it was time to leave.
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
I woke up with a pillow, shampoo and a plant in my fridge. Eggs in the toilet, and I was wearing three pairs of girls underwear. What happened last night
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