i'm pretty confident that i watched a woman making love to a german shepherd.
Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
Why does it say "go to Planned Parenthood tomorrow" on my dry-erase board?
Every time I find out someone else from high school got pregnant accidentally, I want to declare victory over them.
We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
needless to say, I hope she has to get an abortion again
you sang the finger bang song from south park while fingering me. needless to say, kind of a turn off.
i just was bootyclappin in front of homeless men in a back alley
You Were screaming "Im trying to get it in" and "stop cock blocking" while i threw you in the car
hanging out with you guys is like living the wikipedia entry for drugs...not sure i can handle that tonight.
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
I'm just learned what a rim job is, I feel like crying
I would bite a mans dick off for a chocolate milk.
Well I'm a full service fuck buddy so lemme know if I can get you food or water or anything
Are you still in his room?
Nope, yogged home at 8 am with one shoe on.
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