There's a "art of the blow job" class in the city. We should go
Baby, I'm all set with that. That would be like trying to teach bruce lee how to kick someone in the head
i am not above fucking your little sister on your bed
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
Important life lesson - flammable and inflammable mean the same thing
i used the phrase horny rhinos in my paper. i hope my teacher appreciates the size of my balls
Without me, you would never be able to say you partied with a midget!
Dude's from Puerto Rico. Majoring in Spanish is like us majoring in drinking with a minor in watching Forgetting Sarah Marshall.
My friend and I just coined a new term. OBJ. The obligatory blow job. You totally know what I'm talking about.
Like if he goes down on you first, or you just don't want to bone him yet. OBJ.
you did a full monologue with your sober self last night. different voices and everything.
I found all these half eaten mandarin orange on the ground and the bruises on my neck are definetely not hickies
Don't be surprised if I hand out mini dildos on Halloween
Also, I have your check. Also, still wanna drop acid?
Really though. It's your life, live it how you want
And I do mostly. Which is why I'm now drunk in my room writing erotica
I never want to even look at fireball again because it reminds me of the night I died and then lived to tell the tale of how I died.
i was ready to conquer the fucking world. i would have fought vin deisel to the death without hesitation
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