Just heard someone use the phrase "slut mustard" in a sentence. Win.
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
I'm ready for my liver to be the last casualty of 2009
Ate pizza for the 3rd time today, can't decide if that's disgusting or an amazing aspect of American culture.
I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
the last time i saw him was an hour he was floating face down in a pool... but i'm sure he's fine.
Spotted: woman loading franzia into a toddler-sized shopping cart for her child to push. Beautiful.
Well the pizza delivery man was either startled or incredibly intrigued to see me skateboarding in the living room by myself at 1 in the morning in ripped pantyhose
Was this before or after he told that homeless man outside the bar about his past sexual experiences?
good news: I made it out of bed and into shower. Bad news: I made it back to bed without clothes. Worse news: I don't know this bed.
Lying naked in bed eating carrot cake of off my bare breasts while watching Family Guy. Tonsilitis isn't all bad!
It's like we're in an emotionally distant three-way and there's not even sex to show for it.
I don't remember much, but I remember he called me the dick whisperer, so it must not have been all bad.
You casually put your finger in my ass and other people are weird..
I'm sober now, I ate a whole cantaloupe.
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