I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
The venue for the new years party is close to the hospital for obvious reasons.
IT'S A HOLY FESTIVAL. A BUDDHIST CELEBRATION OF PENIS.
My head feels like a nest made of hair and cum
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
I just dumped bong water and Bacardi out of my purse into the trash can. Everything in my purse is soaked. I hate Sundays.
I just got my beard fondled by a drunk chick outside the venue. I feel slightly violated. And I think her boyfriend wanted to fight me.
He puked in the middle of it and I still wasn't disappointed.
all i remember is slapping you in the face with a slice of pizza while laughing maniacally.
I have a bunch of bug bites on my ass... This is why you don't have sex against a tree in the woods
Is there an "I fucked your brother" emoji?
I love him about as much as I'd love fucking myself with a cactus.
Unexpected pro of the hostel though: literally down the street from Coors Field. I could literally fart on the building in five minutes.
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