I think east. Tornado watch. What the fuck are you doing in Texarkana?
Bonnaroo. Tornado watch? Expand on that thought.
Watch for tornadoes.
You threw up. And every time you flushed you would wave and go "Bye Bye!" and then when the new water came you would greet it with "Helloooo!"
The guy i fucked last week got done first on the test in my 900 person class. If im pregnant at least it will be smart.
Don't say that out loud. People might think I really like to pee on you.
Of course you don't like it. I am the one who likes it.
I was rolling balls and tried to donate blood as an act of kindness to the sick person who would receive it
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
I would rather deep fry my own cock while it's still attached to me than have his life.
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
High water is the most godliest tasting water in the world.
Within the span of 10 minutes, I managed to make a slip 'n slide on his stomach, threatened to pee on him, kneed myself in the eye, and almost fell asleep on the toilet....in that order.
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
Just jacked in the family restroom in the hospital while eating beef jerky and looking at reddit gone wild.
i woke up in just my thong, face first on my bed with all the lights on. how hungover do you think i felt?
Yeah I passed out. The last thing I remember is the lady telling me I couldn't play the clarinet with my nose.
We're playing drunken roulette. We're taking exlax followed by shots. First person to shit themselves loses!
Randomize
