There was a ginger baby in the car next to me. I almost totaled my car into the center divide.
I tried to assassinate the ginger baby
I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
bitch so ugly she owes me an erection
Following a car with a GPS. We don't know where he's going, but he probably has a better idea of where we're going than we do. Also, very high.
his mom and i are swapping prescript pills..totally mother in law material.
This creepy guy was following me and i hid in the bushes. i could say i was high as an excuse but honestly it was straight up fun.
Nah I'm perfectly content solely banging the married bartender once a week.
That's practically a relationship for you
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
If you can find a Canadian Lesbian to have pity sex with me, let me know.
I'll be there soon. I expect Advil and a bucket of kittens when I arrive.
Come help me clean and have sexual intercourse with me
Bring breadsticks
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
I did not get pleasing results from googling “Bob Ross goat”
there must be tiny pirates in the freezer stealing our rum.
Randomize
