yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
Just found a dugout in my rental car glove box. Suddenly my mood is upbeat.
she wouldn't stop crying, so we sang her to sleep. i'm guessing you will find her in the same position by the toilet in the morning. night.
TAKE ALL THE MAERHMALLOWS AND PUT THEM ALL IN THE MAGICAL NIGHTSTAND
It's a piss down the stairs of the hotel kind of night
I feel like I have to sign a death waver before I have sex with him...
I dressed up as a breathalyzer test for Halloween; never had so many straight dudes blow me before!
I'm not even mad. I was just trying to get a boner, you're the one that had to see that
He seems like a super lonely dude. I bet if I gave him a picture of my tits he wouldn't make me turn in this paper.
I feel like my cat and I are playing mind games. I need more friends.
The UTI came back with a vengeance.
I AM A SEXUAL NIGHTMARE
Woke up in a house I don't know, with someone else's pants on, and wolverine hair, to my girlfriend yelling on the phone about the 4 girls I made out with last
You were licking skittles to check if they were "halucinateizers" so no, you are not leaving the house while on antibiotics.
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