It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
went to the bathroom to piss, saw puke in the toilet thought wtf i dont remember puking, then turned around to find a chick i've never seen before passed out in my shower.
They were like stripper heels, except business stripper heels, the kind strippers would wear to court.
I don't have any food so I made a martini so I could eat the olives. Don't tell me I can't think outside the box.
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
I am dressing up to go buy weed. I need to get out more.
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
Where the condoms are as broken as my dreams
Had a dream I cut my own dick off. That's it I gotta see a doctor...
Umm
Exactly.
tried to make it look like I had been conscious/awake and out all day when I stumbled into cvs at 6pm to buy plan B
update: I failed
Oh no. Did you guys fuck on my pull out couch?
I just spent so much time grooming my landing strip and like, sex isn't even on the agenda tonight.
So what happened at girls night? My roomate found me passed out locked out on the front steps of the house and it was raining. Yes low moment
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