I cant believe you went over there and fucked her last night after everything you said
she invited me over to play the wii, it's not like i intended to
You KNEW her power was out...
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
She took off her pants and it was like seeing an old friend.
I'm drawing the line at your vagina. I will not accompany you to get that pierced and/or tattooed. There's got to be some mystery to our relationship.
I feel like we should apologize to the light saber. We were REALLY inappropriate with it last night.
I'll have to text you later. Trying to have civilized conversations with the boyfriends parents when I'm 100% aware I just blew their son in the bathroom 5 mins ago. Stay tuned.
I actually feel a twinge of sadness recycling all of our handles... I feel like I'm throwing out some great memories or lack of them because we don't remember
I know I've never told you this before.. but Gyro sauce makes everything okay.
Every time I start to think he's just not worth the trouble, he puts his face down there and I wanna buy him a car
He said he remembers me...standing on a snowy roof, smoking a blunt, yelling "you're pretty fly for a white guy" at him. Sounds about right.
No. We can't get pedicures until my toenails grow back.
Apparently my thong was thrown in the cornfield last night. No one will tell me why.
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
welp, we watched the human centipede high last night and my mind literally shut down, when i came to all i could hear was mel saying EAT EAT HIS SHIT
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
