I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
Had a couple pieces of pizza for breakfast...suck on that Jamie Oliver.
I blacked out after the shots of canned lobster bisque.
You had me sold at "fucking you down the slide"
Apparently there was a point in the night that they literally thought he was dead, ass naked on the floor. That bad.
have to get expensive furniture. after that study abroad now at least six things at ikea are named after guys i slept with
I don't know what weirder, the fact that I flat out said "I thought I deleted you from facebook" or that she responded with "I just hacked your account and readded myself". Never thought I'd say this but I wish drunk me would stop making friends!
If the river was whiskey, it would be the best river ever.
it will be just like last year but no clogged toilets and more costumes.
Took pain meds with RumChata this morning. It's like morning milk but better
I'm a great relationship counselor. My vagina will let you know if your relationship is gonna work or not.
Having sex with him is like eating mayo. Don't think about it, just do it. It's worth it.
We have GOT to stop getting stoned and going out for expensive dinners.
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
Randomize
