So I'm at planned parenthood and there are 5 people here from Friday's party.
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
I'm pretty sure they changed the plants at the grocery store because of us
3pm strippers are depressing
He never gives up. He's like the fucking little engine that could of hook ups
Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
Oh my fucking god you idiot bitch just get here forget about the vodka the fucking cops are looking for you
Can't wait to bequeath this flannel to my grandchildren someday.
'I've been using this to pick up lesbians since before you were born!'
I'm about to ride on a tractor i have no time for you
My life has come to reading articles about dating an ex heroin addict. I'm doing well.
My girlfriend is talking to my ex-boyfriend at the bar right now. I REPEAT, GIRLFRIEND IS TALKING TO EX BOYFRIEND RIGHT NOW. GET ME THE FUCK OUT OF THIS PLAACE
Russell is lonely. He needs a companion.
You're lucky you have a monster cock or most people may just laugh at your penis' nickname.
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
i feel like if my pee,blood, or vomit is on it...it should belong to me by default. can we make that a rule?
Look don't ask questions just know that one thing led to another and I have a shot glass stuck in my ass. I need your help!!!
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