So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
you said you get the best orgasms off Pez dispensers. how do you think he felt????
Just downloaded the entire Justin Bieber album sober.. I think you know how I'm doing.
One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
OMG bikini contest at the bar. You can see this one chicks scar from her c-section and I'm pretty sure she is the best of the bunch.
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
I GOT A VENDING MACHINE FOR OUR LIVING ROOM
We all make mistakes. Just lock them up deep down inside your mind so they can surface as weird sexual fantasies it takes your therapist years to decipher when your 40
do you remember in the middle of fleeing from the cops you stopped in the middle of the road to make out with quail man?
my head feels like a yellow yolk spinning in a circle at the bottom of the bowl.. i may have a concussion, love auto correct
Woke up, moved an empty handle of fireball to spit blood, then put the morning cigarette out in it.
You tried to steal my pants at 3am saying they were yours and somebody was gonna die, not cool dude
I just had drunken sex with an eagle scout behind the boy scouts of america building. what has my life come to?!
Used my power pack to charge my vibrator so I didn't have to unplug my switch or my galaxy lamp. TECHNOLOGY!
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