North Korea, Best Korea!
Sometimes, dog treats look like people treats.
i walked into the party and i guess everyone knew because they began to chant "ass to mouth"
you scanned your fake to get into the dorm last night and when the lady told you it was the wrong card you looked at her and said this is who i am thursday night
I don't care what anyone says I want strippers at my funeral.
Just realized how sopa could affect my ability to watch porn, son of a bitch
Passing out on a toilet is not classy no matter what you're wearing. Not even a pea coat.
Just used my front-facing camera to check my pupils. Technology!
I wonder if you're allowed to smoke pot at Denver bronco games now...
The worst part about being a grammar Nazi is all the porn I skip over because the titles are misspelled
dude...i punched my best friend in the face, broke up with my girlfriend, and shit my pants.......now i don't know which one to take care of first.
I am in serious pain and you're making dick jokes. I hope you wind up with crotch rot.
Can we make love to the Space Jam soundtrack?
Well, I told him that it's not all about him. Then I gave him the best blow-job in the history of blow-jobs.
Is it bad that whip cream tastes like sex to me?
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