he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
There was a note in my hello kitty underwear telling me "don't go over 9000"
just let her blow you already, it's practically animal cruelty at this point.
God, for the last time, no I did not break my nose doing a keg-stand just for a nose job.
they drunkenly created an obstacle course for the poor hamster and its ball.
i was debating whether to load antoher bowl when i realized i was holding a sandwich in one hand and a cookie in the other. and laughing.
there's fuck elsewhere to go, I'll be there with 8 lbs of bronzer on my tits
I wasn't trying to be rude when I hurriedly walked past you, but I can not put in to words exactly how bad I had to shit.
Or I could hide in your trunk so you can sneak out of putt putt for sex breaks
I got a 5 dollar bill, 1 condom, and no alcohol. I get payed on Thursday. Let's do this shit.
Naw but when she was in the bathroom I threw the condom out the window and I'm pretty sure it hit some girl
I swear to God if you fuck my cousin I will fuck your dad.
We played 2 very competitive games of Jenga and then fucked our brains out... BEST. RELATIONSHIP. EVER.
Never let the horse trainer ride you, always ride the horse trainer. I have huge bruises on my thighs from his hip bones. That's how hard he rode me
when the cops came she just started yelling at them "Fuck the police! freedom of speech bitches!"
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