: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
and by charming I mean he has a horse cock.
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
I'm pretty sure there's seven mailboxes in the bathtub...
just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
Mission get my tooth back and find a new dick to ride starts after i sleep for the first time in 2 days.
He woke me up for a 10am bootycall. he was already drunk when he got here and when we were fucking, bagpipes started playing amazing grace outside of my window!! I love Boston on st. Patties day!!
Where the royal fuck are you??
The depths of vodka hell.
Was that your vagina? Received a text pic from a number I didn't recognize. Shaved, so no hair color cues. But it looked like your lips.
do you remember the random banging on my door at 3 am wearing 2 budlight cases as a dress
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
In the last 3 months, I've slept with an ex,someone single, someone in a relationship, someone married, and someone divorced. I should get some type of grown up girl scouts badge.
Officially conquered sex on my couch with my dad asleep in the next room
I like how you say "conquered" as if that was your sole mission in life
Ok, maybe playing "whose family is most dysfunctional" wasn't the best drunk idea we've had. Todd''s been crying in the bathroom for an hour. We can't get him out...
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