The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
my last 3 google searches were anal itchy vagina and ice cubes
If there was chocolate on Regis Philban's dick, I would totally lick it off. That's how desperate I am for some right now.
I just woke up to me licking the dognuts
You mean Doughnuts?
......No :(
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
Wow. He pulled out his dick and I swear I heard a thud from it hitting the floor.
I'm applying temporary tattoos with green beer, this is the life.
Her face is stuck to the frozen jager bottle. I think shes ok with it
You'd be amazed at how difficult it is to find pics of the helicopter dick
I am very proud of your internet skills
The feeling I get when I hear beer bottles clinking must be what children feel when they hear sleigh bells on Christmas Eve
Oh my god did you actually lose a tooth
If I get a 4.0 I am doing SO much cocaine.
Leaving Denver airport I just saw a group of young Republicans in matching green T-shirts that said "4/20 Baby!"
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
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