I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
I totally give up. Optimus Prime just fell from the top of the Great Pyramid into the hypostyle hall at Karnak.
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
All I've accomplished this quarter is making Uno an acceptable drinking game.
i had to sit with a fan pointed directly to my vag for a good 10 minutes
We should search craigslist for porches to sublet.
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
How do I go about this? "Hey, its my birthday in 40 minutes. Would you like to come over for some sex? Also, please bring snacks"?
so you 69ed him in the parking lot of your apartment
yah I won't allow him in my apartment
Last time I checked he was house sitting for his ex while she was out of town with some new dude. He was crying about how the guy told him to stay out of his whiskey while he was gone. That's whipped
His idea of a night out is drinking beer in the driveway. He's been on house arrest too long
I went home with him again and he LEFT HIS OWN HOUSE at 2 in the morning while I was IN THE BATHROOM.
Opening my shipments of mascara and nipple pasties this morning like a boss bitch
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