how do you tell a roommate that having sex on your bottom bunk is not appropriate even if she has a top bunk that's hard to climb to?
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
Just slept with my boyfriend's roomie to learn if bf was cheating on me
Good plan. When in doubt, sleep about.
You came back with four clearly unattractive women and wanted to throw a dance party in my room.
Also I think he would slowly, painfully, die. You really can't live without a penis. You'd explode.
I heard him crying and I heard him listening to porn... I'm hoping to God they weren't at the same time.
Someone is in my phone as "fireball girl" and keeps texting me. How do I go about finding out who it is?
He wants to buy us a microwave. Clearly the man is going to fix my life.
Thanks for being the best husband and reassuring my fuck buddy that you're comfortable with my adultery. You da real MVP.
Just threw up mid-poop. I can't drink like I used to.
All I did was call him a fucker when he took my pot. He didn't have to arrest me.
This time tomorrow I will be drunk and in a voodoo shop
He pulled out the guitar, sat in tub, and took requests while she puked her brains out in the toilet. I think he loves her.
Probably not. Getting pulled over and puking my guts out on the side of the road in front of the cop and him making fun of me, was not my finest moment. Plus I lost my debit card.
You don't understand. This boy has the Mona Lisa of cocks.
Randomize
