Omg. Just talked to a semi driver from nebraska. Got her truck stuck. Gave her and her riding buddy a glass of vodka and a cig. YES.
My husband just tried to seduce me by saying we can do it doggystyle so you can watch tv
i watch way too much csi for them to even pretend to be my friend.
i just set an alarm for noon. fuck yes winter break.
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
i think maybe i'll just not watch it. i'd rather not think of you as a magical transforming set of dick holes.
The last thing I remember was wearing a sombrero and trying to do cartwheels in the club
You did one successfully. Then smashed into the wall
I'm a 23 year old adult who just ordered condoms online from Target because I'm still too embarrassed to buy them in the store.
I love her so much I can forgive her for wearing crocs
Okay but look at his jawline. I NEED TO RIDE IT.
the best part is that i get to keep the pot plants and he still has my name tattooed on his ass
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
The cop told you he couldn't let you pee. You just pulled your pants down and squared anyway and im surprised you didnt get arrested.No more drinking for you.
Don't do tequila. The Devil himself spits into shot glasses and we call it tequila. You will do bad things.
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
Randomize
