So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
i just smoke outta the biggest bowl i've ever seen. the kid was totally compensating for a tiny weeenie.
did you violate me with a mr sketch marker when i passed out? i just peed and wiped purple and it smelled like grape. i need to get to the bottom of this...
I guess you can say it's a tradition... whoever brings home the ugliest guy has to do all the cleaning the next day
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
No flights in Europe due to the volcano erupting. God himself is telling me to spend 4.20 in Amsterdam.
Woke up this morning with a note saying "great sex, see you never". Why can't I meet more women like her?
Its 4 am and he honestly tried throwing pizza at his ceiling for decorations
Had a drag queen carry me to the car. So I'm told...
I'm not driving across town for three thrusts and an excuse
What! You have to go to class. Otherwise, you're wasting money that could have been spent on weed. Gotta get that shit in perspective.
Just accidentally walked into a parade for Jesus
i wasnt sure i had a crush on her until i woke up this morning and saw i had googled fifteen variations of "lesbian marriage in estonia". where the fuck is estonia
I got the shit slapped outta me last night but the pain in my jaw doesn’t even compare to the hangover I have.
Don't ask but i need a priest, a calzone, a litre of gravy, and exactly 7 oreos
And a bag of nachos
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