walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
Fun Fact: The stage were about to graduate on is where we once drove a van and kidnapped someone.
Fun Fact 2: My parents are sitting by the bushes I peed in this weekend.
well isn't that the pot calling the kettle a make out whore
As added birth control I warned him that if he knocked me up tonight I would name the baby Truck.
Best oral ever, hands down so to speak. but I'm starting to want to meet that lesbian truck driver he says he's better than. Just for comparison purposes of course.
Jumanji is 1000% better stoned while cooking breakfast.
Something bad happened. I'm just giving you some notice. So you can smoke some pot and hide all sharp items in the house.
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
Haha it's harder than you'd think to come up with ways to turn your penis into a Christmas drawing
You just managed to turn Doctor Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
FYI my mom is sending thanksgiving "samples" of her fancy pot stash for us this weekend. I bring the BEST family leftovers.
This is seriously fucking awkward. My favorite sex scene just started and my dad's still here. He offered me Cheetos.
Currently doing the walk of shame out of some random girls house with my boyfriend. Talk about relationship goals.
Every day I wake up and there is no spectacular morning wood waiting for me I get so sad.
Interlocking vagina powers go!!'
Oh god, your drunk again aren't you?
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