On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
he broke up with me so i peed in his bed
How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
My therapist said that she thinks i may have a sex addiction. I think she may be a terrible therapist.
Want me to drive you to Dr. Drew's sex rehab?
Nah, cause then i cant masturbate to that show anymore.
I'm at Home Depot to get supplies to fix the wall we cracked by fucking too hard against the bookshelf.
be ready to rage tomorrow. like naked ranch dressing rage
Made a pan flute out of the varyingly empty beer bottles on the table. Played a glorious tune that paid tribute to the winds.
I've seen people win free drinks for a lot less dude, no need to drop trou on a piano.
My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete.
Well I'm sleeping with two of them cause they have nice cars. And the third cause she has a big rack. I'm just really waiting for it all to blow up in my face so I can find a girl I'm actually interested in
Dude you spent 20 minutes on the phone with dominos answering machine trying to order a pizza
Then, right before he came he said "I want to buy you so many things!" What the fuck?!
I fell out of the car while it was moving then got puked on then puked and cried about then got back in the car and puked out the window when we started moving again
Somebody broke the sliding door, and someone ripped the toilet seat off the toilet. So yeah, pretty typical friday night
Yes, the maid of honor did just deep throat the mic during the toast. How do I follow that?
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