you were crying while pretty ricky was playing, what did you want me to do
What's the wine called that we really like and we usually drink it with xanax?
I just drank til 6am then boned a 32 yr old that looks exactly like ET. Oh god.
I have bruises covered in glitter and someone just asked me if I realized I'm bleeding from both ears. This is awkward.
god. I was just thinkin about the fact that there was a time in our life when we didn't drink.
so you know how I brush my teeth after I give you a bj? according to my dentist my teeth have never been cleaner. looks like this will be a recurring thing
I went to the bathroom, came back, and my friend was sleeping leaning up against the stripper pole.
I'm definitely going to class still drunk right now and the freshman dressed as Hugh Heffner last night is texting me. I can't handle this.
There really needs to be a redbox for wine because I want some but too lazy to walk into a store
Ooo, yeah! Thanksgiving will be a blast. Can't fuckin wait for the next round of "have you found a nice young man yet?" Followed by a lovely helping of "don't worry, there's someone out there for you."
He told me he needed "space" but then goes and likes my insta of panacakes.. Done.
I'm out of breath and my thighs burn but at least it's over.
Just used the pen i got in my signing ceremony to pack down my bowl. coach would be proud
I’m gonna slowly take you in my mouth and push you deep into my throat so my lips are right up against your body and then I’m gonna fucking bite your shit off if one more of our friends shows me a snap you took while I was giving you head. Are we clear?
He thought it would be sexy if he found my clothes and dressed me, and it was..until he found a thong under his bed and assumed it was mine. It wasn't
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