Call me when you're up
Great dream, you were in it
I realized tonight the smell of my dirty pads remind me of my grandfather.
so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
I just watched a blind kid buy from one of the vending machines on campus...guess there's nothing like a good surprise?
just saw your exgirlfriend at the mall. her sister is pretty hot.
called that a week into the relationship. like driving off the lot with a 2010 and seeing the 2011 models coming in on the truck.
when the police officer said he was gonna take a picture of the car accident, you asked if you should pose on the hood
Just got my cast off. My occupational therapist wants me to self-gratify. My clit is about to have an awesome weekend...
I used the light from the first guy's text notification to be able to snapchat the second guy in the dark. I am too good at juggling guys.
I'm so sexually frustrated I feel like I'm going to kill my turtle
I woke up to half of the whiskey bottle gone, and apparently I showered in my clothes. Pretty good start to SB2015 I'd say?
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
How I know I would be an awful mother....I just stirred the bong up with a baby fork. A literal baby fork....
Yes we can sext. I'm taking my socks off.
I don't want to just hook up with random dudes. I've had enough bad sex to know that it's not worth hooking up with strangers
It's not?
Randomize