i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
We name dropped you at the liquor store and got a ten percent discount!
Soooo how am i supposed to explain to my mom that i was admitted to the hospital but you kidnapped me within 20 minutes?
Remember me drinking the vodka from in between your legs?
Had to go to the urgent for a physical and I gave them my fake. Nurse was a sport though
The only alcohol in the house was a bottle of Sherry. It's like cough syrup that I shotgunned off Strawberry Shortcake's ass.
He always tells me he misses my clit. I feel like I should make a drinking game out of it
Friends don't let friends drunk sleep in the dorm common room
He made the Waffle House lady get me out of the car. This isn't a joke.
I need to start using my boobs for good instead of weed. Although really they're kind of the same thing
My apartment looks like the apocalypse of sobriety.
i woke up and couldnt remember who was in my bed and it was so dark.. i rolled over and started kissing him and feeling his face because hey... if the blind can see like that.. maybe i could too
in the past 2 days I've ruined2-3 lives, made 2 men quit the bar, started a Wednesdays only affair, ended it, ruined that engagement and had my tires slashed by a jealous bouncer. please stop letting me out....
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