I'm walking behind a man wearing a womans shirt, heels, mens pants and a baseball hat
I am not drunk. I will recite the pledge.
I don't want you to recite the pledge!
Pledge alligien to america to united states of america
I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
She's pissed. She declared she was moving out and proceeded to pack 3 pairs of shoes, her electric wine opener and ONE sock. Then told us to have fun paying her portion of the rent.
he went to find a bathroom and came back 10 minutes later with a fifth of bacardi, a pack of cigarettes, and two funnel cakes. he is a man among boys.
BTW. If I show up really drunk and dressed a cowboy, don't be alarmed
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
WE'RE FINALLY ADMITTING THAT WE DESPERATELY WANT TO SCREW EACH OTHER. THIS IS WHAT PROGRESS FEELS
At the end of the night i was really thirsty and tied to a bedpost
No kiss but I got free McDonald's so at least we can focus on what is really important here
Welcome to my Tuesday when my lesbian ex girlfriend shows up unexpectedly and gets me drunk and then leaves
So I've already made 5 bad decisions today, wyd?
so idk what that means but now because of me he has a police file as breaking into my apartment and sleeping in my hallway under the carpet
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
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