I have a feeling that after last night, i'm not just going to hell. i'm going to hell on a full scholarship. free admission bitches
So we sucessfully lit our bathtub on fire. Thought you should know.
He is like the real live version of the state fair..
You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
and yes, the jail cell in Citi Field does have a big Mets symbol in it
its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
You were walking around with a baby carrier pretending your vodka was a baby. You tried to get pictures on santas lap
I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
Just saw a drunk guy clapping and cheering for a chipmunk climbing up a tree. Classic
listening to happy ending by mika while imagining him to run after me at an aiport in slow motion... also, dipping oreos in baileys. not taking this breakup well. at. all.
WHY does every guy I sleep with want to fix my car?!
I don't see how I managed to fuck up so much shit in an hour and a half..
My vibrator box just fell off the table and hit my cat in the head, he is a little stunned. Good thing I went medium size
TRY TO UNDERSTAND I HAVE MAGIC POWERS HOLY FUCKING SHIT
just turned another straight guy gay. Goddamn the church must hate me
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