You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
just so you know, the uglier twin gives better bjs..don't be deceived
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
his mom called while we were having sex and asked if we could finish in his brothers room because her ceiling fan was about to fall on her bed
After Sake bombs he tried to puke into an alluminum beer bottle and shot vomit streaks in a perfect V out the sides of his mouth and hit BOTH girls he had bought drinks for that night. He was like an Icon of Cock-blocking yourself.
Hahahaha you would not believe what I just pulled out of my vagina. Actually you probably wouldn't be surprised.
That bitch ruined vodka saturday
Did strip banana grams actually happen last night
So, I'm drinking, and I put my head down in the table. The cat jumped up to check on me, I have a cat sober monitor.
are we fucking for lunch or am I using my vibrator ?
I cried over the lack of milkshakes I've consumed in the last month
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
I'm trying to find some better sex background music so his neighbors don't hate us. This is tedious.
I take Paypal, cash, sexual favors, and roasted red potatoes with garlic as payment. You choose.
My vagina! What have you done to it?
Blessed it my child.
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