I think I might be in your shoes. Except they are actually my shoes. Either way these shoes are wasted.
Remember when we were trying to guess how many people could fit in my shower? The answer is 7
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
Oh, and no balcony sex...trust me.
Seriously. All i can say is im covered in mud, my jaw hurts, i cannot straighten my arm, egg is everywhere, and there is a dead squirrel.
How can other people our age be acting like adults when I'm still taking my birth control pill with left over gin and tonic from the night before?
we are not taking body shots with the irish cream
Suffice to say, I think if people ask about your bruises, and you look them right in the eye, and say "they're from fucking...", people would be like, "respect."
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
Hung out near hay bales in sweaters then she gave me a pumpkin spice pop rocks bj. That was so freakin' seasonal.
If we had a dog do you think we would be less hoe-y?
Nah
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
I'm disappointed in the internet. It's two days and there's still no fanfiction based off that Manning/Beckham commercial.
You don't even like football
You like pics of my balls that much?
I am at the store looking at frames as we text...
Randomize
