We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
so we were having anal, both very very drunk when he started shouting his roomates name
after the first, "yea you like that baby", i quickly remembered why i had stopped having sex with him.
i've met an abundance of virgins and guys who where flip flops, i thinks there's a correlation
It involved homemade coconut rum, a waterfall, and street signs. I'll leave the rest to your capable imagination.
please come over and have sex with me so we can talk about prom and kill 2 birds with one condom
You pulled down your pants, pissed in the recliner, and wiped yourself with my utility bill. I thought it was in the worlds best interest to put you to bed.
im not trying to sound dramatic, but im covered in microwavable lasagna
I wish I could have seen the drive thru woman's face after " May I please have 20 Mcflurrys.....and a large diet coke, I'm trying to watch my weight for bikini season."
She told me "I think I'm going to puke tonight" a few seconds later she said smiling"I can't wait!"
Put a Santa hat on my junk. He's wants to be festive too.
I'm just drunk enough to be eating egg rolls on the toilet
I'm sorry for breaking our door. And being a bitch about it.
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
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