I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
The one from last night got me a whole floor of Eskimo Brothers. There was a celebration of high fiving as I left
if she didnt wantt to be febrezed, she shouldnt have smelled so desperate.
Oh, I never thought you were a dick. You were one of the best morally comprised ideas I've ever had.
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
How bad is it that I'm banned from all of your family functions due to sleeping w/ both your brother and sister and they both hate me for pursing a relationship with either of them.
You're the only person I know who would be upset about making out with a girl you like. You're like a drunken Charlie Brown.
You were passed out by the toliet and when i said i had to pee you told me to piss in the sink. Never has a girl with alcohol poisoning been so rude.
There's nothing quite like having a little 8 year old boy hand me a Bible on campus while I'm on my way to the health center because of my recent slutty tendencies.
Then we woke up and they shouted "Emergency Vodka!!" and that's how we got redrunk.
If you saw or spoke to me yesterday can you message me. Trying to make a timeline of the day I was too drunk to remember
I still think he’s a fuckboy but he’s nice to me when I’m over.\nLike sets alarms for me in the morning and always makes sure I cum.
Hypothetical question: Would it be wrong to tell the annoying children who don't listen to their parents that the motel is haunted?
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