butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
Change of plans. Theres a bouncy castle setup in my apartment complex.
We thought she was passed out on the toilet, but she raised her head to tell me the word I couldn't remember was "empathize." Then she puked blood and passed out.
he's paying for my abortion by participating in an alcohol study. dont try to tell me we wouldn't be classy parents
Mm. I just want to eat pancakes off of his fine ass.
My last google search is "how to build a flamethrower"
True love: he brought me a margarita while I was n the shower. He's a keeper.
He should just accept that I want his dick and his friendship. Can't he understand that I don't do emotions?
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
She gave me a job then fed me cheesecake in bed. She's a keeper!
He saw me naked after our first date and still asked for a second.. so I think we’re doing good
Just did coke off my highschool yearbook. Not much has changed in 5 years.
I just volunteered myself to get tazed this should get interesting
I am way to hungover for it to be Thursday.
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