That was definitely a porn plot just waiting to develop...
Have you ever secretly resented a girl for wanting to have sex when all you really wanted to do was rub one out and go to sleep?
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
did the hipsters beat you up because you are more ironic than they are?
His room was full of guns. It was like having sex with Clint Eastwood.
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
Next time we're there I want drunk pics of us trying to ride the stone lions downtown. Don't even attempt to fight me on this.
Welp. I just hopped out of his window to avoid meeting his parents... happy monday!
She pulled out a handful of chest hair. And then gave the room a Brave Heartesque speech.
whoever brushed my teeth and whitened them while i was passed out, thanks.
SOS. HE HAS PASSED OUT AND IS LYING ON TOP OF ME. HE IS STILL INSIDE. HELP
I just replaced the poop spray with an air horn... Now we wait!
Come to office depot with me I need help picking out a daily planner that will help me keep all of my casual sex dates organized.
So is it your turn now to pretend like dating someone else would stop us from fucking?
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
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