Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
You should get with him and swear you have to use lambskin condoms. That'll test his veganism.
Babe. Honestly. Trust me. Your balls are not that big. And i'm eager.
I wish they'd wear their tampons on the outside. At least gimme some warning
You put your name in his phone but not your number then screamed "Open the door!" and jumped out of the car
HI MARY. THERE IS A RAINBOW AT OUR APARTMENT
What I do when I'm blackout drunk is none of my business.
We have a nice shopping list..vibrators and roller blades
Priorities
Should I be scared that after we hooked up she took antibiotics with Sailor Jerry's?!
Didn't know where your dishes went. Put em in the bathtub. They're stacked taller than you. It's like modern art.
Just scratched my head and I basically rained glitter.
According to my snapchat story, I tore a fake wig off a security guard and ran away with it.
No he reached for my hand at the beach. I pretended to be a seagull.
You gotta do what you gotta do. Like how I gotta drive in the rain to go get chicken nuggets. I just gotta.
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