it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
I gave her the chance to be interesting and she failed. So then I gave her a chance to be slutty and she failed at that too.
It's like sexual therapy. We hooked up. And now were talking about our recent breakups.
Emoooo
Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
Tried to eat a chip. Mouth wouldn't cooperate. Nearly died. Wow I've missed this.
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
thanks for not telling him i named my trumpet after his dick
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
I just don't remember. It's like I went to bed on July 3rd.. and woke up on the 5th. Nothing.
My CPA just snapchatted me a picture of her playing beer pong at a picnic. Time to do my own taxes?
For future reference, don't put tape on your nipples. Ouch.
Turns out end of the world sex is H-O-T, HOoot! I'll be the only progressive lady smiling today
It's the never-ending clusterfuck that is my love life
I just want you to make me second guess my worth as a human. Is that too much to ask?
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