Best part is I totaly had to get into my dads car like I didn't have my pants off two minutes ago.
We basically counted to 3 and then dumped each other.
you said your puke was red because you were proud to be an american.
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
im just gonna turn drinking alone on new years into a tradition
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
i have a picture in my phone of you with a bottle of tequila in your back pocket. i believe you were saying "pocket of champions" or something along those lines
At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
I'm going to superglue stuart's hands into socker boppers
Please explain why there is a video of you peeing in the Taco Bell bathroom on my phone? Also why did you wink at the end?
Even worse we were making a sex tape so our reaction to the condom breaking was recorded.
That female nurse who took a selfie with my man parts well I was out of it just got fired and arrested... You know all she had to do was ask lol
There I was, puking into the toilet, and he was rubbing my feet, buck naked. I feel like a drunk Disney princess.
I danced shirtless on a platform with a fucking stripper who went to MIT
When we started the night I was in zebra wedges & she was in my black boots... I woke up wearing pink flip flops & the mirror on my rental is fuxked up. Wtf happened last night?
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